ode to esther williams
Today I went to the pool with my good friend and her three kids – Mr. Big Stuff, Little Girl and Sweet Boy (3, 21 months & 4 months). It was fun. Things I got to do:
- Wind up the swimming froggy 427 times.
- Snuggle and flirt with Sweet Boy.
- “Watch Me! Watch Me!”
- Aquire some tan lines.
- Put goggles on a 21 month old in a strawberry bikini.
- Laugh as Mr. Big Stuff bit off part of the fish kickboard that belonged to the other kids at the pool.
- Get a little color on my pale self.
- Eat PB&J for lunch.
- Spend time with my dear girlfriend who I almost nearly hated all through college.
- Wear my cute swimsuit cover-up.
- Mix some pink in with the white on my skin.
- Play catch with a diving stick.
- Grow some new freckles.
It was great.


I just got hte “ode to Esther Williams” thing. I am retarded. Good night.
I think it is up for grabs which one of us is retarded, so I wouldn’t worry too much.