fair and balanced
My friend, Rachel has a couple of cute kids. She will also be the first to tell you that she didn’t think they were cute from day 1. Sometime in history, she posted month by month photos of her son and referenced where she thought he started being cute.
Entering motherhood, I was going for an unbiased approach when it came to determining whether or not my kid was cute. I thought I would have an edge on the majority of mothers because my kid didn’t have mine or my husband’s genes, so therefore maybe less biased? I’m not sure.
Anyway, I failed miserably.
Here am I the day Baby Swiss was born. She was minutes old and I was looking at her to try to figure out if I thought she – wrinkly knees and all – was cute or not.

I determined that despite a possible tendency toward a bias, my newborn daughter was worthy of the label. Clearly, as you can see by looking at this picture of an alien my bright and shiny Baby Swiss, you can tell that I was wrong.

So, now when I look at more recent photos, like this one:

I think, “Man, my kid is cute.” Then I look at old photos, like this one:

And I remember that I can’t be trusted when it comes to this subject.


Oh, she’s cute!
No doubt about it, then and now. It’s just a different kind of cute when they are newborns. I find their mewling and stretching and full-body yawns swoonworthy-cute, but not necessarily their swollen faces and chicken legs. Sorry, kids.
How funny! New moms are mostly biased. I used to work in infant photography and have seen all kinds of wrinkly infants. They are all beautiful in their mom and especially daddy’s eyes. Your little girl is precious and really is cute! Even her newborn pic!
No, she really is cute in all those pictures.
She is adorable. Her skin is fabulous.
I am afraid that Baby will be ugly! I guess that is wrong. Thing is- if Baby is ugly, I won’t know, right? Will you tell me?
Here’s the thing, shoeaddict, your baby probably won’t be cute right off the bat. Most babies aren’t, let’s be honest. However, you will still think that s/he is cute and the great thing about babies is that there is always something completely and totally gush-worthy with any baby.