- I wonder how much my toenail clippings can contribute to my weight loss efforts.
- I can’t believe my hair looks this great considering the fact that I haven’t showered for 3 days.
- It’s always a good day when you can find an America’s Next Top Model marathon on tv.
- I love adverbs.
- I wonder what kind of dance moves they’ll come up with for the blind guy in this week’s America Idol.
- Why do I smell so bad?
- It’s a lot harder to stalk people on Facebook since they made the new changes to the home page.
- Why can’t I seem to cook anything other than Cashew Chicken, Chicken & Stuffing and Tator Tot Casserole?
- I think lugging this baby around is starting to pay off in the toning-of-the-arms department. Key word: starting.
- I love those dumb Sonic commercials.
My hair always looks better when I don’t wash it.
When do I get my arm toning?
Your arms were probably skinny BEFORE you had Elizabeth!