life by the letter

Dear Baby Swiss,

I’m glad you love your binkies and I’m glad we only let you have your binkies in your bed.  Please don’t decide you like your binkies more than your toys.  Your mama will miss you.

Peace, Love & Comfort Items,

Mama

Dear Mama,

I like Cheerios.  I love Cheerios.  I only want to eat Cheerios.  No bananas, please and definitely no carrots.  I will put them on the floor for you so they don’t accidentally get into my mouth.

Peace, Love & Low Cholesterol

Baby Swiss

P.S. You are a good cook, Mama.  When you cook Cheerios.

Dear Baby Swiss,

You are going to be the cutest ladybug on Saturday.  But when are you big enough to get candy?  Mama likes candy.

Peace, Love & Pest Repellent,

Mama

Dear Mama,

I like to give you hugs.  Sometimes when I’m playing with my toys, I just need to stop and crawl over to you, reach my arms out for you and then put my head on your shoulder and squeeze your neck and pat your back.  You are very squeezable, Mama.  Is that why your jeans are too tight?

Peace, Love & Sucking It In,

Baby Swiss

Dear Baby Swiss,

Is there something wrong with your sense of smell?  You have stinky wet diapers in the morning and you don’t seem to mind one bit while your mama can’t hardly stand to come in your room.  Should I be worried, or should I start grooming you for a job that pays really well because they can’t find anyone who can stand to smell the work environment all day long?

Peace, Love & Febreeze,

Mama

Dear Mama,

You are not a good singer.  I don’t know why you think that singing silly songs or Sunday school songs will make me happy when I am not.  You are NOT a good singer.  I still like you though.  You give me Cheerios.

Peace, Love and B-I-B-L-E-s,

Baby Swiss