December 14, 2010
Jen sent the sweetest little hat for Pipsqueak with her name embroidered on it.
She must know I LOVE personalized things.
Pipsqueak does too.
She also sent me more sweet tarts.
This begs a few questions:
Why does someone who I’ve never met in real life know me well enough to know I love getting candy in the mail? (Maybe she’s read about me every day for almost a whole year and then in spots before that?)
Why did she not send me ALL of the sweet tarts last month?
How many more sweet tarts does she have at home that she is keeping from me?